peng-ko:

metallikato:

I need to stop crushing on 

• villains 
• sadists 
• characters with deep, rough voices
• characters destined to die 
• dark brooding characters 
• characters with anger issues
• characters who eat sandwiches while torturing others 

CHARACTERS DESTINED TO DIE

(via thorin-glockenspiel)

lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

(via atomic-kitten3)

external-induction-port:

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

#are you saying i can shoot arrows from my vagina

(via artinfinitymusic17)

i think that it’s really funny that women spend hundreds of dollars on anti-aging creams

this-sort-of-mission-quest-thing:

i-dont-believe-in-ghosts:

but then there’s elijah wood

2001:

2012:

It’s not him, it’s the ring. He still has the fucking ring, the bastard.

(Source: clawsoncamera, via artinfinitymusic17)

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

(via artinfinitymusic17)