never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
like when an ugly nigga tell you you cute you gotta wonder if you ugly and that an ugly nigga think you within his ugly ass league
This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.
OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up